It’s all fun and games until someone screenshots your snapchat
you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here
in which zayn adds his own spin to a song and successfully manages to make me want to break into tears
“Give me the damn can”
“Pepsi, pepsi, pepsiiii”
“And I’m Harold.”
“Strong one, you are.”
“Zayn, you’ve really messed that up now!”
“You’re always bloody late!”
Harry: *sticks tongue out* Niall: *sticks tongue out*
“I can’t feel my eyes.”
i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT HOW JOHN GREEN’S QUOTE “i fell in love like you fall asleep— slowly at first, then all at once” IS SO FRICKING TRUE BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU CAN JUST BE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS THINKING “hey wow that’s a cute person” then BAM sudDENLY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE JUST GOT SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY CUPID THE FUCKING WIZARD
what if concert tickets fell from the sky
maybe i’d go outside for once
i’d probably just open my window and put a net out.
can we talk about that time Harry and Niall tried to play football with one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL and looked like two kittens chasing after a laser dot
So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adores you
Press play and then go back to what you were doing before.
Whatever you were doing just got 10 times more exciting.
i was seriously just drinking tea but i felt like i was about to take over the world jesus
WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS!?!
Lyme disease just became a lot more interesting c:
I was trying to kill a mosquito, then played this and holy shit
if I get to kill the mosquito before the music is over the world is saved
it depends on me and my mosquito killing abilities
Try typing an essay while listening to this, I swear I’ve just convinced myself that if I finish my essay in time I will save the world.
I have to clean my room, or the world will die!
That was the worst. There was just too much pressure to win that game of minesweeper! What if I had failed? WHAT IF I HAD FAILED??
DO NOT PLAY WHILE SEARCHING FOR AIRPORT.
REPEAT: DO NOT PLAY WHILE SEARCHING FOR AIRPORT.
HOLY SHIT I WAS OUT FOR A RUN AND STOPPED TO TAKE A BREAK, PLAYED THIS AND WENT BACK TO RUNNING. JESUS CHRIST.
THAT IS SOME HARDCORE SHIT, MAN
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up